Pass out by tinie tempah
Lissa Explains
VERY cold [to me - I still haven't got used to the english summer]
Hi my competitive beaver-breeders, how is life? Mine, is absolute top at the moment. I've moved back to England and am going to see nearly all of my friends on Saturday. Which is the day of my partayyyy! And tomorrow [drumroll please]... I'm getting my results on if I've got into mangotsfield!! I do hope I get accepted. If I don't, I'm blaming you. Yes, you. No not you, the person behind you. Yep... YOU. Also today, I got my band hero stuff for my PS3! I'm so going to be playing that when I get home [I'm at my nans at the moment]. Also, since my laptop only started working yesterday [had to get a new charger, sort out internet etc] I didn't get a chance to blog about what fun I had when my bestie ChloeW came round, Friday all the way to Monday! So, being the forever-late gazelle that I am, I will record my funtastic time now! [yes, I do use tacky puns. Get over it.]
Well when ChloeW came on Friday, she bought her NON POTTY TRAINED DOG called Pixie-Piper over, a 5month old Yorkshire terrier crossed with a westie. What joy I had waking up to dog doodoo in my room *shivers at memory*. Well, me and ChloeW recorded a sylvanian familie thing. Now all we need is the speech, because my dads laptop doesn't cooperate with my video camera. The next day, we took Pixie for a walk and we were walking down this like alley sort of thing, and we saw this big st.Bernard looking through the bottom of its fence in a sort of 'I ain't that bothered' sort of way. Then he saw me, ChloeW and quite miniature Pixie, and started barking his head off really loudly. And Pixie was all, woof woof and the st.Bernard was like WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRRR. So we went back to mine sharpish. That was probably it. That and we also spent a majority of time on a game called FairyTale Fights.
. So I'm writing YESTERDAYS post today. With a little bit on what happened today as well.
! Today was LOTS of fun. I went ice skating with my new bestie, Eugene Wale (thats her secret ninja name, her real name is Hannah). We went iceskating at Dubai mall, it was Astro! We were going around [before the skating part] acting like complete retards. We kept staring at people in really scary ways. Eugene was like, stare at that cute boy with the hat, and I'm like, ok and I give him my best chipmunk glare. Not surprisingly, he looks scared, confused or both. Probably both. Then Eugene was like, no, no don't, he might think we're weird. I was all, DUH I'M STARING AT HIM LIKE A CONSTIPATED HEFFALUMP ON STERIODS! Then we were staring at the aquarium, we saw this fish that looked like a dinosaur, and it was like, moving its eyes and Eugene was all, ewwww why are its eyes moving, keep your eyes to yourself, stupid dinosaur fish. Then we FINALLY went iceskating. It was lots of fun, we were like skating like loonies and jumping in front of people going 'BLEH'. Then we saw this really cute guy in a red checkered shirt and we were like, WOAH. Then we started stalking him. Which meant staring at him until we banged into the wall. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he noticed 
. Then we saw this kid who had the same hair as Jeydon Wale, but didn't really LOOK like Jeydon Wale. Meh. Then we stopped skating because our brothers were all tired. Then we waited for my mum and the guy in the red checkered shirt came back to look at the icerink. Eugene was all, I BET THEY CAME TO SEE US. Then I said, You mean, see ME. I was just messing with her though. And that is pretty much it. Since I finished this on the 25th, I doubt I will be doing the 'today' part. Which was actually the... 21st? Anyway, byeeee and SO sorry this blog post took... A reasonably longer length of time than usual.
. But noone will pay me.
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